Chaos Songtext
von Rich Brian

(Yeah, Happy Birthday to me, I′m 18 now)
(Women can legally have sex with me) ayy
(Shout out Based God) ayy, ayy, ayy

I be riding right down Melrose with a thicky named Rose (Melrose)
Sittin' on my lap, but she just tryna be my friend, though
Bumpin′ on the XO when I'm 'bout to call my ex-hoe
Mommy, daddy home, I barely see them like a rainbow, ayy

You can′t get rid of me, I ain′t goin' nowhere (ayy)
And I′m always multiplyin' like I always fornicate (yeah)
Cake, cake up on this belt the day I landed in the States (States)
Doin′ one take all day, and I'm just spittin′ out the mace (mace)

She like sippin' out that Mason jar (Mason jar)
She a hippy, she gon' suck for some granola bars (suck it, suck it)
Little freaky got me curious like I′m on Mars (ayy)
Sayin′ I forgot my roots, goddamn, you went too far (yeah)

Ayy, damn, you went too far
Got these people all around me, man, they treat me like a star
Dressed like I don't give a damn, but I be ballin′ like LaVar
Gotta wait about three years until I could go to the bar


Damn, make all my own shit, I get all the profits (profits)
If you actin' lazy, then do not expect your props, bitch
Movin′ with the tactics, got Gildan on my fabrics (fabrics)
Go ham on the mic just like I'm sittin′ in the cockpit, ayy (ayy)

Used to hate the camera (yeah), now your boy's a natural (yeah, yeah)
Now your boy is on the road, two months and I'ma get the load (load, load)
Try to put me in a box, I′m gon′ always break the lock (no, no)
Call me D-Wayne (yeah)
'Cause she lickin′ on my Johnson like The Rock (ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy), ayy

Oh, my God, man, his voice so deep
I thought he was 21+ (21), Brian be so clean
Wanna let him spank on my bum
He just turned 18, but for him, I'd catch a case, damn (holdin′ up)

Ayy, that was the sound of yo' bitch
And everybody that heard what I did (what the fuck?)
I don′t like being so ignorant (ayy)
But you gon' make me go back to my bullshit again (ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, uh)

I be riding right down Melrose with a thicky named Rose
Sittin' on my lap, but she just tryna be my friend, though
Bumpin′ on the XO when I′m 'bout to call my ex-hoe (ex-hoe)
Mommy, daddy home, I barely see them like a rainbow (yeah)