Legal Age Life Songtext
von Rheostatics

Dave Bidini

Well, legal age life at variety store,
Dealing in dope by the Exit door.
Waiting to work like a worm at the core.
Standing so long in the snow I′m sore.
I'm the king I am therefore
What kind of a fool am I?

Ah, legal age life at variety store,
These are the things that make me roar:
Disco sux and so does war,
The meek shall inherit the Earth no more.
I′m the king I am therefore
What kind of a fool am I?


And each time I wake up I try to speak.
I felt a cold river of tears upon my cheek.
And each time I wake up I feel so weak.
Dumbfounded.

Well, this country music or rock-and-roll...
Modern jazz is good for your soul.
I like the rhythm with the 12 bar blues.
Yes, I like the music of the rhythm with the 12 bar blues.
Well, if you're travellin' in a boat, ridin′ in a car,
Listenin′ to Jerry Lee or workin' in a bar,
I like the rhythm with the 12 bar blues.
Yes, I like the music of the rhythm with the 12 bar blues.

Timmy, count it off!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 7 1/2, 9, 10, 10 1/2, 10 3/4.

What kind of a tool am I?