Beers, Steers, & Queers Songtext
von Revolting Cocks

Crazy
Haha, dang
Y′all gotta call the other number and find out when they're- what- how much it is to get in there
Hmm
Probably five dollars, find out where it′s at
I don't know if they're gonna have a band there tomorrow night, somebody popular, y′know, ′cause the Village People are popular
Yeah
Well, they used to be
Well, I don't know what this cock thing is I, I think it′s a uh-
(Laughter) The Revolting Cocks? (giggling laughter)
Yeah I think it's a, um, it′s a- a male strip show, (uh huh) dance show Yeah
Male strippers
Hmm
I could call 'em and ask ′em what is that. What did they call it?
The Revolting Cocks
Okay (laughter) oooh Lord, okay then well you have fun tonight, don't freeze to death
Okay, well if y'all get a chance, come out
Okay
Alright
Bye bye

Minds are empty, heads are hollow
You might find out the truth is hard to swallow
There′s a place down there, where heads are square
Laws are tough, few are fair
There is a law, and there is a lawman
Who is the right and who is the wrong man?
It doesn′t take much to kill that guy
Don't get in my face and ask me why
Texas is the place, hang ′em high


Beers, steers and queers (Cowboy)
Beers, steers and queers (Yeehaw!)

Texas is full of women and willies
Eyes too close, filthy hillbillies
Who are these people, raised in barns
Ghouls and fools, sex on farms
Texas hoedown, this is the lowdown
You're full of shit, destined to go down
Let′s go down, herd 'em up
If you agree, then let′s word 'em up
And if you don't, then shut the fuck up

Beers, steers and queers
Beers, steers and queers (Yeehaw!)

I′ve spent my life, cold kicking shit
Not gonna give up, ain′t about to quit
Life is a bucket of gettin' rough, feeding stock
Get in my way? I′ll knock you off

Beers, steers and queers (Cowboy)
Beers, steers and queers (Yeehaw!)
Beers, steers and queers (Cowboy)
Beers, steers and queers

I'm a crazy mother in a drunken state
A redneck asswipe, who thinks he′s great
So full of shit, diarrhea for fingers
Everywhere I go, personality lingers
Say you don't like my dialect
I don′t give a damn, so fuck your respect
If you're looking for a reason, don't look any further
′Cause I′ll give it to you baby, just like your father
Take what you get if it does the job
Texas has religion, Revolting Cocks (I am the creator!)

Beers, steers, and queers (Cowboy)
Beers, steers, and queers! (Yeehaw!)

This is our house
And our house music
I am the creator
(Cowboy)
This is our house
And our house music
I am the creator
(Cowboy)
This is our house
And our house music
I am the creator
(Cowboy)
This is our house
And our house music
I am the creator
(Cowboy)
This is our house
And our house music
I am the creator
(Cowboy)
This is our house
And our house music
I am the creator
(Cowboy)
This is our house
And our house music
I am the creator
(Cowboy)
This is our house
And our house music
I am the creator
(Cowboy)
This is our house
And our house music
I am the creator
(Cowboy)
This is our house
And our house music
I am the creator