Tweet Yourself Right Songtext
von Reggie Watts

The Recieve from the ocean
There is no commotion
that can feel as though
coming close to the end
The sound of collapsing structures
with the tiss stance
and yes I know its just a rumor
but I tell you its happen before
And I know
She said
And we did the best we
til we woke up in the bed yes, yeah yeeeah
Pull your zippo out and show the world
that you can feel as though its 1978
But the shitty thing about lighters
that they tend to heat up
and they′re hard the pressure on the activation plate
So Take a break
Let your friend do it for a while
Pass it around


so that flame steeps steeps keeps goin
And they're doin the olypics like Eternal Flames
Yeah
For the Moment
And sooner we′ll use our cell phones
And remember that footage from Youtube concert
Where everybody pulled out their cell phones
and that was the first time we were like
Oh my god, thats like really crazy
its like a new kind of lighters but its a cell phone display
Watch it like a Hawk
*Hawk sound*
Watch it like an Eagle
*Eagle sound*
Watch it like a Hawk,
like a Sparrow,
like a Bluejay,
Semiplume,
may implode around an owl waiting in the trees
I know some of you may like to enjoy
Ben & Jerry's late at night or some equivalent
that makes you feels as though you have some brand association
with something that makes you feel comfortable in the mint
I know some of you like sleep late at night
with your laptops at an angle so the display isn't too bright
and yes you can see the rest of movie but you always forget
and you fall asleep with the computer on your chest sometimes fall on the ground yeeeah.
You were thinking, you were alone, you had some time
You didn′t wanna talk on the phone
so you would watch your
favorite epidsodes of whatever you think is really cool right now
But I noticed
How we always seem to
yearn for somebody there
When they′re gone, and yes, and we want to feel ourselves against the skin of someone else
and we feel the heat of the sun shining down.
Yeah
When you take a little bit of cheese
and you don't eat all of the cheese
and you wrap it up in the cheese wrapper
that you think you should throw it away
but there is a reason why they give it to you in the special wrapping paper
because it allows the perfect amount of moisture
and it retains the moisture that is required by the cheese to develop its flavor through time
thats being slowed down and stay compensitions staying inside your refrigerator yeah
So take a lovely
and put it on your
Make sure that the Kleenex
Is close by the computer monitor
Here is a tip
from a Veteran
Pull out a couple of pieces of
Kleenex
And set it down close to your dominant hand
because sometimes you just wait far too long
and its too late
And you have something on your display
and you want to wipe it off
and you think you get it all
and your friends come over
and they say
You have a dirty monitor
And you think to yourself
Boy, You don′t really know yes.
Boy! You don't really know yeah.
Put a towel on the seat that you′re sitting on
Girls
Put a towel on the surface that you're sitting on
Girrls, yeah.
Unless you′re the type of girl that
doesn't really purchase anything
that would make a excuse for a towel
and I insist that you put a little towel between your legs because
and it always runs down
and it always leaves a stain
and I warn you that I really love you
but I have to say that its kinda strange
I see it every day that I see it in the day light.
I'm just saying when you′re drinking coffee in bed yeah
Make sure you do it right
Yeeeeah
Its get proud on this motha fucka yeah
*Piano Solo*
Thank you kindly
Thank you North Carolina
North Carolina
Have you on my mind
because your accent isn′t that strong
yeah
Mississippi
Put down your own blues and the delta selves and the things that come to strike the storm
Led Zepplin
yes
Borrowed a line from you
yeah yeah
the yard birds
the birds
the birds
the birds
the who
the who who
the who bo who
the boo chewy whoo
yeah yeah
and Oasis
and with their big additudes and big egos
They never lasted for long
and people are going to forget them
because they were assholes to lots of people
And it shows you if you don't have the compassion
to take advantage of your advantages and life
and people won′t like you and they'll won′t write
Nice things on your twitter
and your Facebook
and your Oracle
and the next version of the social network yeah
Oh yes
Did you tweet today
Did you tweet yourself to a tweet
Did ya tweet yourself
You gotta tweet yourself right yeah
If you don't tweet yourself right
You will never know how you′re going to miss out on the tweetiness
The Tweet
tweet tweet
tweet
tweet tweet
*Tweet like scattman*
Did you update your Facebook
Did you use a multi-user interface platform
Like tweetdeck
So you can just put one thing in
and it sends it out to 4 different things
like foursquare
or like Myspace, who the fuck uses Myspace anymore yeah?
Lets come back to friendster
Lets support friendster
Lets support friendster
and tell them to make an app finally
and stop being a weird digital Lonely island floating out in space
that you cannnot connect in anyway at all
Thus defeating the very notion of a social interference
that should be felt accross the globe
But I can tell you that
Fallin in love isn't the same as falling out of love
Falling out of LOVE
WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAA OH
Yeah UH!!
*Commence epic beat boxing*
Tell her about it tell her!
Kidding
Just kidding
I was just kidding
I was just kidding