Muffins Songtext
von Reggie Watts

Have you guys ever, like, made like, muffins or anything like that?
Y′know I'm saying?
Um, and you be like, "What can I- how can I spice this up?", y′know? Um, and you just take a bunch of weed and shit, y'know and just like
Just throw it in the muffin mix
And then it, kinda looks like a really gooey salad or somethin' like that

You bake it, and it′s awful
But it gets you really fucking high
And a couple of your friends think they have to go the hospital
And, you′re trying everything to make them not dial 911
Cause, y'know that it will pass
No one′s ever died of that, of paranoia anyway