Dancing Is My Dump Stat Songtext
von Regdar and the Fighters

Awkwardly shuffle my feet
Swing my arms in a bad impersonation of a windmill
Almost in time with the beat
But bad enough that every awkward spasm is a buzzkill

I′m smooth and mellifluous and look good in a hat
My lyrics are pure poetry and meaningful at that
I've got this musician thing straight up right down pat

But dancing, dancing is my dump stat


I have never liked point buy
So I rolled six and assigned them where I wanted
Got five eighteens and a five
A brilliant set of stats deserving to be flaunted

But something must be sacrificed to the gap in the array
To achieve total dominance there′s a price to pay
I'm one bag of potato chips short of all of that

So dancing, dancing is my dump stat

Not so much moves like Jagger
More like the Goonies' Chunk
Don′t have a lot of swagger
So that′s why we play punk


Oh dancing, dancing is my dump stat
I'm no good at dancing, dancing is my dump stat
Please don′t take me dancing, dancing is my dump stat
I don't feel like dancing, dancing is my dump stat