Skank for Christmas Songtext
von Reel Big Fish

I don′t wanna go riding in a one horse sleigh
I don't care about a Winter Wonderland anyway
I don′t wanna build a man out of ice and snow
I don't wanna kiss a girl under a mistletoe
I don't care if there′s presents underneath the tree
Well there′s just one thing I need

I just wanna, I just wanna, I just wanna
I just wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas

I don't wanna eat sugar puffs or candy canes
I don′t wanna go wassailing, whatever that means
I don't care about a white bearded man in red
I don′t care about elves or Reindeer-pulled Sled
I don't care if Rudolph′s nose is shining bright
There's only one thing I need tonight

I just wanna, I really, really wanna, I just wanna
I really, really wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas


I don't wanna roast chestnuts on an open flame
Silver dolls and tinsel won′t make my day
I didn′t hang up my stockings above the fireplace
But I got my dancing shoes on and I'm running in place
Maybe it′s cold outside but don't worry
Once we start dancing we′ll be warm in a hurry, Let's go!

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder, Blitzen
You can turn ′em all into venison
Tales like this sing into medicine

I don't care about coal in my stockings
Sugar-Plum Fairies are Jingle Bell Rocking
Maybe I can use a little Ho Ho Ho
But we'll just see how it goes

I just wanna skank
I just wanna skank, (oh babe)
I just wanna skank
I just wanna skank, (oh babe)
That′s all I want, That′s all I need
I just wanna skank

I just wanna, I just wanna, I really, really wanna
I really, really wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas

I just wanna, (HEY HO)
I just wanna, (HEY HO)
I just wanna skank! For Christmas


I just wanna, (HEY HO)
I just wanna, (HEY HO)
I just wanna skank! For Christmas

And there's nobody
I′d rather be skanking with, than you

(And of course, when I say skank, I'm talking about the ska dance. And nothing else. Merry Christmas)