How Did You Get So Ugly Songtext
von Rebel Son

Well me and my buddies went drinking last night
At a bar right down the road
Well, I met a sweet thing, and I talked a mean game
And she told me I could take her home

She was the best-looking thing that ever seen
But I don′t know what went wrong
'Cause I brought home a Barbie doll
But woke up next to King Kong

And I said, "How did you get so ugly bitch?
You look like a bulldog′s crack"
You look like somebody set your face on fire
And than put it out with an axe

You must have made an ugly face, and it got stuck
And then rolled of the back of the ugly truck
You must have fell out of the ugly tree
And broke every branch you hit
How in the hell did you get so ugly, bitch
'Cause you sure look just like shit


Well all I could say was, get away
What in the hell was I supposed to do?
I said look you gotta go 'cause ain′t nobody know
I had grizzly looking bitch like you

So take my advice, she might be a nice
Looking hot cooking honky tonk queen
But you better pick her up before you get drunk
′Cause if you're fucked up, you′re gonna wake up
In the morning with a wolverine

And you'll say, "How did you get so ugly, bitch?
You look like a bulldog′s crack"
You look like somebody set your face on fire
And than put it out with an axe

Do I think you're pretty? Fuck nope!
You′re ugly as hunk of fucking homemade soap
Looking like a crocodile with your trash pile smile
And your wooly, booger-hairy armpits

How in the hell did you get so ugly, bitch?
From a beauty to a beast in a flick of a switch
I'll bet you were born in a banjo ditch
Yeah, how did you get so ugly, bitch?
'Cause you sure look just like shit