Cooler-N-Hell Songtext
von Ray Wylie Hubbard

A 68 Camero, candy apple red
Four speed transmission, chrome heads
Rev her up and she cast a spell
Some things here under Heaven
Are just cooler ′n' Hell

A pack of Chesterfields, sun glasses and a suit
A half pint of Gin, and a gold tooth
Lightning Hopkins, and a pentatonic scale
Some things here under Heaven
Are just cooler ′n' Hell


A blond telecaster 1955
Dyna comp pedal, and a beer bottle for a slide
A black face twin with the JBL's
Some things here under Heaven
Are just cooler ′n′ Hell

Black mascara, L'Oreal upon her lips
A tribal tattoo just above her hips
A honky tonking woman
Who wears her ink well

Some things here under Heaven
Are just cooler ′n' Hell
Yeah, some of this stuff down here′s
Just cooler 'n′ Hell