Obama Budget Plan Songtext
von Ray Stevens

Well I told my wife we had to get control of the finances in our
household. We had to sit down
and make a budget we
could live by. I said we′ll list
Our incomes and all our bills
So get the bills Honey if you will
And she got 'em and stacked them
On the table three piles high
Now I work two jobs and the wife cleans homes
and her daughter baby sits and her son mows lawns
But that budget wouldn′t balance
no matter how we tried.
So I said let's do what the government does
It works for them it might
Work for us so I forgot my index
And morals and
Swallowed my pride
We took out every credit card
We could get and loaded
Them up with the maximum


Debt and borrowed from
Friends and family and even
Took out loans over seas
I borrowed at work had
Credit at the store till folks just wouldn't give
Us credit anymore. And I said
Honey the next step is
Clear to me
Now we got money
Obama money
Yeah we printing it in the basement
Just as fast as we can
We′re making money
Obama money yeah we′re
Livin' the Obama budget plan
Well we didn′t use the money
To reduce our debt
There was a whole bunch of
Things we still wanted to get
Now that we had more money
Than ever before
So we built a deck and a patio
Put in a pool bought
A second home and took
All our friends on vacation
The cost of Dale's soul
Cause we got money
Obama money yeah we′re
Printing it in the basement
Just as fast as we can
We're making money
Obama money. Yeah we′re
Livin' the Obama budget plan
Budget sealing credit scoring
Don't worry about that I′ll just
Print more of that money
Obama money yeah hey Honey
Make a run to office depot
I need more paper and hurry back
I got to pick up my new
Cadillac this afternoon
And I′m printing you up
A little surprise birthday serious
Package too ha ha boy
I sure hope them spoil sports
Republicans and tea party
Folks don't screw this up
Once you renounce any
Sense of decency it gets
Easier and easier
You know I think I′ll just
Buy boardwalk and park place
Hey I wonder how much
They want for that general
Motors company there ha ha