Game Show Love Songtext
von Ray Stevens

I had lost the ′family feud' in the ′newlywed game' and my 'concentration′ was in ′jeopardy'.
love′s 'wheel of fortune′ was causing me pain.
i had struck out behind doors one, two, and three.
you said sign in please in the 'dating game′.
i was bachelor #1 i thought your love was real.
you said come on down, you just won a brand new start.
you said the secret word and i said 'let's make a deal′.
oh, but love was just a game to you. the survey says it′s true and who can name that song?
would the real you please stand up 'cause i have had enough of this show that you put on.
I thought the price was right when you asked me ′what's my line?′ and i said 'i′ve got a secret' but i'll tell ya.
it′s the ′$64, 000 question' but will you be mine?
i was betting it all that i was gonna sell ya. ′who do you trust?', ′you bet your life' and be wrong? ′to tell the truth' i never thought you'd give me the gong!
instead of a ′treasure hunt′ it was just a laugh-a-thon.
just puttin' me on, stringin′ me along.
Repeat twice and fade.