Bottom of the Sea Songtext
von Raj Ghatak

You can probably tell for it′s quite a no-brainer
I happen to be the world's best entertainer
I used to perform all the time for the king of the sea

I was practicing one day
For a most important show
To entertain the court
And other VIPs below
Next thing I knew a fishing net
Was scooping up this triple threat

I was caught
Now I′m not where I ought to be
Entertaining the crowds
At the bottom of the sea

The fisherman asked me to grant him a wish
I protested, "I'm not that kind of fish!"
"Return me at once to the sea," I implored
But my heartfelt pleas were, alas, ignored


He held me captive while I plead
And eventually dropped me here instead
Left all alone to ponder my cruel fate

A performer with no audience
Is a true fish out of water
For many a year, I've been stranded here
With nothing to do but wait
And wait
And wait!

But now I have the four of you
Wanna see what I can do?

You can′t fathom the depths of my skills
My comedy always kills
You′ll get dizzy switching gears
From laughing your head off
To choking with tears

And I'll take your breath away with a single well-placed
Pause

I′ll show you exotica nautical fun
My aquatic dramatics are second to none
I'll give you everything if you just
Give me your applause


You′re in luck
'Cause you′re stuck in the muck with me
The most talented fish
From the bottom of the sea
Yeah