The Sexy Getting Ready Song Songtext
von Rachel Bloom

Hey, Josh I want to look good for you tonight
So I′m gonna get in touch
With my feminine side

Uh It's the sexy getting-ready song
The sexy getting-ready song
I′m primpin' and pluckin'
I′m brushin′ and rubbin'
The sexy getting-ready song

First I make
Everything shiny and smooth

Oh, yeah

Cause I want my body
To be so soft for you

Bye-bye, skin

I′m gonna make this night
One you'll never forget

Ass blood

Cause, boy, I know you like
An hourglass silhouette


Ah Let′s see how the guys get ready

It's the sexy getting-ready song
The sexy getting-ready song
I′m fluffin' and flouncin'
I′m gigglin′ and layin'
Sexy getting-ready song

Hey, look Hop on my dick
With that tight little dress
Then turn that ass around
Like you′re trying to impress them

God, what
This is how you get ready? This is some
This is horrifying, like a scary movie or something
Like some nasty-ass patriarchal bullshit
You know what? I got to go apologize to some bitches
I'm forever changed after what I just seen


It′s the sexy getting-ready song
The sexy getting-ready song
It's the sexy getting-ready song
Body rolls are really hard
It′s the sexy getting-ready song
The sexy getting-ready song

I'm gonna whisper your dick hard
Whisper your dick hard
The sexy getting-ready song