Legendary Loser Songtext
von R.A. the Rugged Man

You are a scumbag (C′mon)
(R.A The Rugged Man)
When I was young, I was a loser
Lo-lo-loser
(That there's a Rugged man)
The-the-the-the-the-the-the lowest
The-the-the loser
You are a scumbag (C′mon)
(R.A The Rugged Man)
When I was young, I was a loser
Lo-lo-loser
(That there's a Rugged man)
The-the-the-the-the-the-the lowest
The-the-the loser


Yo, do I lack a massive hit? Am I a backpacking prick?
Am I a rap maverick? or just a fat sack of shit?
Nothing that the world would ever give to me but negativity
The industry was only interested in getting rid of me
My family snort heroin and smoke pipes
Criminals, biker gangs, drug addicts, lowlifes
Agent orange homicide robberies
My life makes Shakespeare tragedies
Look like Adam Sandler comedies
I need to meditate or medicate
My mental state is never fake
I keep the dead awake but, can I get a break?
Controversial, outspoken, hip-hop Frank Zappa
Bad breath, body odor, overweight, stank rapper
I misbehaved a bit, the industry was afraid of it
I couldn't take a shit without lawyers litigating it
(He′s a slob, he′s obnoxious, he's a misogynist!
He hates women! This shit is toxic) yo bitch, stop it
I hope your pop get his wallet picked by a pickpocket
And ya fat mother drown in a puddle of pig vomit
All I cared about was tryna get inside vagina lips and biting tits
I was unstable, fighting, having violent fits
A point I might of missed, more irritating than psoriasis
Is at the height of this, they tried to hire a psychiatrist
My career fell apart, taught me how to be humble
Watch the $1.8 Million dollar deal crumble

You are a scumbag (C′mon)
(R.A The Rugged Man)
When I was young, I was a loser
Lo-lo-loser
(That there's a Rugged man)
The-the-the-the-the-the-the lowest
The-the-the loser


Since my daddy pulled it out and my mamma′s drawers dropped
I came out the pussy losing I was a born flop
Flim flam, I been banned
I been panned, I been kicked like a tin can
The tin man standing in quicksand
Honey sukiyaki, days of who's Illuminati
90′s New York City, Rudy Giuliani watched me
Everyday life just ain't working
Contemplate a bullet through my head
My brain on the wall squirting
Groupies say, "Rugged Man is so adorable."
I'm like "I′m wretched and I′m gross
And worse than a Trump deplorable."
I'm over-emotional, broken, hopeless, and done
In the mirror, suicidal, holding a loaded gun
I snap out of it, don′t let them win, I shall overcome
I was born to be the king of underground, the chosen one
So I turned it all around and nobody can stop the rise
I make the songs I wanna make and I don't ever compromise
I′m a well known legend, I'm a king of the stage
An analog fella reigning in the digital age
And after all the motherfucking bullshit I′ve been through
If a scumbag like me can do it, then so could you

You are a scumbag (C'mon)
(R.A The Rugged Man)
When I was young, I was a loser
Lo-lo-loser
(That there's a Rugged man)
The-the-the-the-the-the-the lowest
The-the-the loser

Bout to drown, headed down
From the East bound town found an underground crown
Went from down and out clown to having clout
World renowned, pounding pussy by the pound
(After all that and you′re still rapping about pussy?)
Alright, here′s a little knowledge that I give to the youth
When your dream seem impossible, it's not, I′m the proof
I've lived the life I wanted I kept pursuing my passion
They called me a no career having loser has-been
And I toured the world and made millions off of rapping
They said I′d never be successful, but ha ha it happened!
The purple people-eater meet the witch doctor Big Poppa
Blood sport kickboxer, fish drop ya, Gymkata
Some of your morals maybe gotta be missing
When you come from a broken family that's poverty stricken
So, far as the money when I′m dead, it's gone
But the music that I make for my fans will live on
Let's go

You are a scumbag (C′mon)
(R.A The Rugged Man)
When I was young, I was a loser
Lo-lo-loser
(That there′s a Rugged man)
The-the-the-the-the-the-the lowest
The-the-the loser
If a loser like me can do it, then so could you

Now they call me legend. le-le, the legend
Now they call me legend. le-le, the legend
Now they call me legend. le-le, the legend
Legendary loser