Man Without A Gland Songtext
von R. Stevie Moore

Here I sit inside a trap
Of ugly girls who kiss
I could use a plain escape
To rid myself of this
Please forget what′s happening
And wind your watch
And burn your calendar
It would not appear so bad
If I were sound asleep
Maybe what I need
Is an affair with horny sheep
All these girls, they smell so bad
I'd like to cut my nose off just today
Wish I was a man without a gland
Just an organ player in a band
Me and misery, they must go hand in hand
If I choose to scissor off
My precious bag of wealth
Will I be alright or
Will I die for mental health


I don′t want to urinate
Without a way to guide it to the bowl
Wish I was a man without a gland
Just an organ player in a band
Me and misery, they must go hand in hand
I just used a razor blade
To sever off a thumb
Throw it to that awful girl
Who thought she wanted some
Everything is red and dim
Where is the thread and needle
When I need it?
Everything is red and dim
Where is the thread and needle
When I need it?
Everything is red and dim
Where is the thread and needle
When I need it?
Everything is red and dim
Where is the thread and needle
When I need it?
My nephew
You see
I need you
You understand?
I love you