Singing in the Bathtub Songtext
von R. Crumb and His Cheap Suit Serenaders

Singing in the bathtub
Sitting all alone
Tearing out a tonsil
Just like a baritone

Never take a shower
It′s an awful pain
Singing in the shower's
Like singing in the rain

Oh, there is dirt to be abolished
But don′t forget one thing
While the body's washed and polished
Sing, brother, sing!


You can yodel opera
Even while you scrub
Everybody's happy
While singing in the tub

I′m forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air

A ring around the bathtub
Isn′t so nice to see
But a ring around the bathtub
Is a rainbow to me

Reaching for a towel
Ready for a rub
Everybody's happy
While singing in the tub