LIVER Songtext
von QUEEF JERKY

When I′m cold, I shiver
If I eat a meat, I would only eat liver
Noah's on the arc with Joan Rivers
If I read a book, it is not The Giver
When I′m cold, I shiver
If I eat a meat, I would only eat liver
Noah's on the arc with Joan Rivers
If I read a book, it is not The Giver

I miss when things were so summery
Peer review, I read the summary
I see how people can discount the Queef
No understanding of major beliefs internally, meaning the system
I support it, if you wanna fist 'em
And even if you kissed ′em
I used to wear an Apple Watch upon my wrist-um
I never understood use of a piston


I wish I understand
I wish I knew who I am
I like turkey, not the ham
Please don′t hurt me, Uncle Sam
I wish I understand
I wish I knew who I am
I like turkey, not the ham
Please don't hurt me, Uncle Sam

When I′m cold, I shiver
If I eat a meat, I would only eat liver
Noah's on the arc with Joan Rivers
If I read a book, it is not The Giver
When I′m cold, I shiver
If I eat a meat, I would only eat liver
Noah's on the arc with Joan Rivers
If I read a book, it is not The Giver

(Oh)
(Uh)


My new wife is so crazy
Said my neighbor in navy
That was the color of his shirt
I vote for Marge, Homer, and Bert
And Lisa, but not the baby (yeah)
Don′t tell Brian about the cage-y
Somebody stole my car radio
And now I just put the time in grinding
Queef bars, all the timey
Just to-just to make it rhymey
I'd like some turkey thigh meat
Can I please have a turkey burger? (why?)
MrBeast did get sued by his own burger (why?)
I use an electric swatters on the fly
Can I please have a Shirley Temple? (why?)
Because I said so
I own a car, no, it's not a rental
I′ll eat a soup if it has the lentils
Let′s go camping, I'll bring all the tent poles
I opened my car door into the orthodontist′s car
You can call that a dental
You play with Barbie but not with the Ken doll
Chowing down beans but you're not eating lentils
Are you really playing gentle?
Are you really sincere, are you paying for the rentals?
I asked you for Auntie Anne′s and instead you got me some Wetzel's

Dude, don′t do that (no)
I'll hit you in the head with a new bat (Uh)
I can control you in a chef's hat
Like a nude rat (what?)
Ratatouille with the blue bat, Zubat
Billy hanging up shelves in our room
Can′t wait to put the book on by Judy Blume
Don′t sing if you're not in tune
Don′t play a little game of the Scape of Rune (yeah)
Billy hanging up shelves in our room
Can't wait to put the book on by Judy Blume
Don′t sing if you're not in tune
Don′t play a little game of the Scape of Rune (yeah)

Yeah
Yeah
(Huh)
(Huh)
(Huh)