Sadface :( Songtext
von Psychostick

Ahem
I read the other day that Bob was sad
Because his girlfriend was talking to her ex
When she found out that he had sex with his ex-wife
That ruined his life by making a post
About the time he cheated on her with his old boss
Now he′s single and unemployed
And he said his life is completely destroyed
And I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
Sally made a post about eating a chocolate lasagna pizza
Which she eats every time she feels alone
And I DON′T GIVE A SHIT!
And Sam replied that he's there for her
And she can come over to dry her tears
He's probably planning to get her drunk
And I DON′T GIVE A SHIT!
HEY! YOU! What do you read?
Something negative or something bleak?
Your digital confessions of depression are an obsession
The lack of your discretion


Leads to my increased aggression
I just wanna punch you in the Face!... book.
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I′m rebooting my social life and you don't belong
YOU′RE GONE!
No more attention for the shit that don't matter
I′m apathetic toward your blubbering blather
John just made a post proclaiming he hasn't eaten since noon today
A burger and fries sound really good
And I DON′T GIVE A SHIT!
And Jack replied: "Dude just ask if you want me to get you something"
Thats when Lisa said "You shouldn't eat meat"
And I think I'm gonna have to
Hide your post, hide your blog
Hide your post, hide your blog
Hide your post, hide your blog
I don′t give a shit shut up
Shut up (click)
Shut up! (double click)
Shut up shut up shut up! (lots of clicks)
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I′m formatting my social life and you don't belong
YOU′RE GONE!
No more attention for the shit that don't matter
I′m apathetic toward your blubbering blather
All that I ever wanted
Was to reach out to my friends
Instead I'm drowning in a sea of bitching, whining, moaning, and
Complaining about the weather (BLOCK!)
Fighting with your lover (BLOCK!)
Griping about the government (BLOCK!)
Preaching about the environment (BLOCK!)
I hate my parents (BLOCK!)
I lost my wallet (BLOCK!)
I′m totally bored (BLOCK!)
I feel so (BLOCK!)
I! (BLOCK!)
But! (BLOCK!)
Please! (BLOCK!)
Aww, did I hurt your feelings?
Oh well, I guess I'll never know!
Sadface emoticon!
I'm rebooting my social life and you don′t belong
YOU′RE GONE!
No more attention for the shit that dont matter
I'm apathetic toward your blubbering blather
Sadface emoticon!
I′ve put up with the dramathon for way too long
YOU'RE GONE!
I′ll do away with all the Jerry Springer
By clicking delete using my middle finger
(CLICK)