President Rhino Songtext
von Psychostick

All hail President Rhino
All hail rhinoceros Commander-in-chief
All hail President Rhino
All hail, all hail!

Republicans think they got a solid economic platform
Rhinoceros has two horns
Democrats want to raise the tax on the rich
A rhino′s skin is grey and thick
Rhino will bore through your entrails
Swat flies with his thick tail
Debate social issues
When it's time to vote you know what to do

Vote Rhino!

All hail President Rhino
All hail rhinoceros Commander-in-chief
All hail President Rhino
All hail, all hail


"President Rhino, how do you plan to turn around this country′s economy?"
"President Rhino, what's your stance on abortion?"
"President Rhino, is it true that you have a charging ground speed of 30 miles per hour?"

Everyone loved him for his brutal honesty
'Til he mauled a crowd of people at an orphan charity
When Rhino′s term was finally ending
His support had started waning
Grazing on the White House lawn
The press revealed that he was lazy
Foreign policies in question
Poachers gone, yet still in recession
Rhino just wants to stampede
I think it′s time that he secedes
How could we all believe that such a
Prehistoric beast who barely sees could have
Capacity to lead the country to prosperity?

Re-elect President Rhino!
Re-elect rhinoceros Commander-in-chief
Re-elect President Rhino!
Bring back the Rhino


All hail President Rhino!
All hail rhinoceros Commander-in-chief
All hail President Rhino
All hail, all hail!