Foxtel girl Songtext
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She′s a Foxtel Girl in a pay-per-view world and
I'm a free to air kind of man
She′s a satellite honey with cable girl money
Sign me up for a 12 month plan

She's got the Volleys and the spray-on-pants
She's got the Heelys too
With a Callipo and with a Le Snak
She′s out of sight, out of my Freeview
ADSL with a cable plan
She′s got a Toorak Mum
She's my Zooper-Dooper Chuppa-Chupp
Hubba-Bubba-Baby
She′s how it feels to chew 5 Gum

Oh I want to wake up some day
With MTV, VH1 and FO

She's a Foxtel Girl in a pay-per-view world and
I′m a free to air kind of man
She's a satellite honey with cable girl money
Sign me up for a 12 month plan


I seen her waiting in the canteen line
Talking about the Real Housewives
She′s seen Jersey Shore and The Deadliest Catch
Seen every episode of Pimp My Ride
111 Hits and Fox Sport at the party
She brought a note from her Dad
She got them UDL, Cruiser, Double Blacks
Fat Lamb and Tequilla
She's seen every episode of Breaking Bad

Oh I want to wake up to the sun
With Arena, Lifestyle and TV1

She's a Foxtel Girl in a pay-per-view world and
I′m a free to air kind of man
She′s a satellite honey with cable girl money
Sign me up for a 12 month plan

"So you know Damo, from PE?"
(Yeah)
"From Year 12?"
(Yeeeah)
"Well he asked me out to Knox City on the weekend
But he never showed up"
(Oh nooooo)
"I found out he was at Stacey's place
Watching the Footy without the ads
Cos she′s got FOXTEL"


She's a Foxtel Girl in a pay-per-view world and
I′m a free to air kind of man
She's a satellite honey with cable girl money
Sign me up for a 12 month plan