Imaginary Boyfriend Songtext
von Pintandwefall

He is perfect and I always know what he′s about to say next
We have these ridiculously long discussions it's the best
I tell him he′s mine and he tells me I'm his for end of times
Never apart we go everywhere together, we're as one cause

He lives in my head
A one-room apartment in my brain
Bedroom in my frontal lobe
He′s alive in my mind

He is always there for me and knows just what to say when I′m sad
When we go to the movies we get two for the price of one
He eats literally nothing, he's really cheap to support
I don′t want to even imagine what life would be if he was real


Imaginary boyfriend
He's all I have and he′s all I need
Imaginary boyfriend
Don't try to steal him, cause I will know
Imaginary boyfriend
He′s father material and a dream son in law
Imaginary boyfriend
Do get to know his brother, he's great, too
Imaginary boyfriend
Amazing in bed, always satisfies me
Imaginary boyfriend
Never annoys me and always does what I want to do
Better than all,
Better than real