Laser Tag Songtext
von PhorHead

I bet they thought I′d wave a white flag (Nah nah nah)
Light 'em up like it was laser tag (Pew pew pew)
Your inter-net′s so bad, I bet you lag (yah yah yah)
That was your designer? Thought it was a rag, my bad
Huh, yeah, you gon' freeze when I go "BLAO! BLAO! BLAO!"
Bitch, I'm royalty, you better bow down now
I′m in my Zap Zone, you gonna plow the crowned how?
I fathered you, here′s your dinner, how 'bout you chow down, huh


Yuh, don′t try hiding, I know where you are
Eyes closed, off the mirror, shoot you from afar
Youngest sniper in the game, yeah I'm on
PogChamp moment - hit you with the scar (Yuh)
Yo, check out my shirt! Supreme written out in red
POW! While you were flexing, shot you in the head
I′m on some futuristic shit, don't need no fucking lead
I load my guns with light, POW, split apart like you was Fred
Yeah, jump out the safe zone
I′m bouta break code
Wait 'till my spray go (BLAO)
You don't wanna tango
Argue just like a seagull
Explode (Mine! Mine!)
Man, if you say so
Leave you with no soul
Ls you will take those
Huh, yeah, make like a wraith go
Quick scope
My shot green like arrow
Don′t blink ′cause you gonna miss the light show
So fly yeah I'm on my fucking kite flow
Shoveling past all of you like the white snow
Severus Snape in the booth ′cause I'm cutthroat
Huh
I could buy you at Costco
Y′all rappers produced in a shop tho
Y'all rappers fast food like a taco
I like to think I′m gourmet like gazpacho
Mmm, you ever had gazpacho?
Nah

I bet they thought I'd wave a white flag (Nah nah nah)
Light 'em up like it was laser tag (Pew pew pew)
Your inter-net′s so bad, I bet you lag (Yah yah yah)
That was your designer? Thought it was a rag, my bad
Huh, yeah, you gon′ freeze when I go "BLAO! BLAO! BLAO!"
Bitch, I'm royalty, you better bow down now
I′m in my Zap Zone, you gonna plow the crowned how?
I fathered you, here's your dinner, how ′bout you chow down


Goin' rapid-fire mode into your face
Don′t you try to run, slow down your pace
Every step that you take is a big fat waste of your energy, imma shoot you either way
Pull up on your block imma shoot up your base
Shooting everyone but I won't catch a case
I don't give a damn ′bout your age or your race
Put a hole through your vest, you′re a corpse all the same
And this course is insane
Run for your life! Minotaur in the maze!
Footsteps loud, you're so easy to locate
Poof! Right behind you like magic, Hecate
Heck Tate, how you′re involved with these 'Ks
Best run away, great escape, make haste
Better hurry up, don′t trip on your lace
Too late, I have caught you, prepare for the spray
Count up the bodies, new high score, still want more
Need more artillery, shopping until I see firearms sold at the store
Wait for more targets, clean up their carcasses, need some more space on the floor
My trigger is happy, prepare for more zapping, here they come right through the door
Round two commencing
'Bouta make kids cry intensely
But I am not relenting
Because this was just meant to be
′Bouta make smoke like doobie
'Bouta see red like ruby
'Bouta Max out like Ruby
All your ammo passes through me, uh

I bet they thought I′d wave a white flag (Nah nah nah)
Light ′em up like it was laser tag (Pew pew pew)
Your inter-net's so bad, I bet you lag (Yah yah yah)
That was your designer? Thought it was a rag, my bad
Huh, yeah, you gon′ freeze when I go "BLAO! BLAO! BLAO!"
Bitch, I'm royalty, you better bow down now
I′m in my Zap Zone, you gonna plow the crowned how?
I fathered you, here's your dinner, how ′bout you chow down, huh

That was pretty fire PhorHead
Thanks, PhorHead, you get an increase in pay this month PhorHead
I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying