King Can Songtext
von PhorHead

Yeah, tall glass of water I′m a king can
And my dick longer than my fuckin' wingspan
Yeah the kid′s hella fly, bitch I'm Pete Pan
Got the crown on my head 'cause the king can
Yeah I′m a tall glass of water I′m a king can
Said I'm a tall glass of water I′m a king can
X-President Obama is my wingman
'Cause I′m a tall glass of water I'm a king can, yeah


I′m so it, when I'm near they flee
Check the tags this don't come for free
Mitus touch I feast on gold leaf
She a trophy wife if she be with me
Man my art so fine I should charge a fee
But my shit′s online for your ears to see
All this buzz on my name got no need for speed
Gonna coast real slow to stack up my green
Yeah, naturally sweet I′m second to none
Jolly Ranchers in my teeth and all on my tongue
Man I just hopped out the sheets, I've practically won
Me just standing on my feet is better than some
All the shit that you excreet is already done
Working on your bars for weeks, it still came out dumb
Even though your bars are weak, your talents are one
While I′m out here crafting beats and singing these hums like
Yuh
Pull up with the soda in a six pack, drink in the aluminum a big blast, dig that
Yuh
Don't you ever say that my outfit trash, I out fit you on the big track, quick laps
Yuh
Always holding mint, look at my Tic Tacs, fresher than a bitch
I′m a big Chad, chin's mad
Yuh
Parents must have studied an ancient craft
If they raised a kid with such a big bag, big facts
My piss in the toilet′s a work of modern art
Yeah, Your ice all torrent, it's got no watermark
All my shit's transforming, I come with all the sparks
I put blood in my ink, my teeth are hella sharp
Yeah, If I was a nerd I′d care about the charts
But I write these words ′cause I'm selfish at heart
So eat my turd you can breathe my farts
I don′t care about you or your weak ass bars

I'm a tall glass of water I′m a king can
And my dick longer than my fuckin' wingspan
Yeah the kid′s hella fly, bitch I'm Pete Pan
Got the crown on my head 'cause the king can
Yeah I′m a tall glass of water I′m a king can
Said I'm a tall glass of water I′m a king can
X-President Obama is my wingman
'Cause I′m a tall glass of water I'm a king can


Yeah I′m lanky, but my reach long
So your lady is within arms
They say I'm wavy when my pen's drawn
That′s why my painting makes a big storm
Being mainstream ain′t a sick job
'Cause my main dream is to fit wrong
I could make things you would click on
Rather waiting for the big bomb
Yeah I′m too big for small talk, be real please
I've been going nonstop since 16
Don′t got time to chat about feelings
Shit to do, you're not top the listing
Odds are slim I′m not dropping writtens
Art Czar kid, prolly prod.ing big shit
My fortune is what I can will it
I control the future through vision, uh
Yuh
Drinking hella soda while I'm able, metabalism is hella stable, drank goat
Yuh
Ay you making tunes that's hella painful, I′m in my element on the table, straight gold
Yuh
All you rappers telling hella fables, might just make you dissapear like magic with the Drako
Yuh
I ain′t ever needed all your lame jokes, quit complaining over everyday notes, K bro?
Hi depressed, I'm Nolan
I′d invest, I'm growing
Unlike the rest, all knowing
I don′t rest 'less I go in
When I′m restless I show it
So it's hype unless I've exploded
I ain′t impressed, y′all bogus
Your rhyming grades like coded
I wouldn't mess I′m best flowing
I'm quite a pretentious poet knowing

I′m a tall glass of water I'm a king can
And my dick longer than my fuckin′ wingspan
Yeah the kid's hella fly, bitch I'm Pete Pan
Got the crown on my head ′cause the king can
Yeah I′m a tall glass of water I'm a king can
Said I′m a tall glass of water I'm a king can
X-President Obama is my wingman
′Cause I'm a tall glass of water I′m a king can
Yeah