Coffee Songtext
von PhorHead

I don′t need a coffee, been awake my whole life
Never slept once, never once closed my eyes
Hit 'em like Rocky: make ′em quake, sweat and cry
Hit 'em with the glocky: make 'em piss shit and die
Been breathing underwater since the day I turned 5
Crackers really think they better than me, yeah right
Leave them in the streets with only one eye just like Mike
Depth perception gone, so imma win every fight


Almost failed the poetry unit in English
Now I′m turning poetry to a business
Now to go and see me is on your wishlist
I′m on The Avenger's set yellin′ "which Chris?"
KFC in the booth, makin' crisp hits
I′m too young and privileged for this shit
He's not skilled, he won′t go the distance
They think it's all luck like two sixes
I think imma go ahead and drink another Mountain Dew
Prolly gonna pull up to your wedding in a hazmat suit
I don't wanna see you stupid dummies on my avenue
Pull up with medieval mace and chop your fuckin′ life in two
Feelin′ like an owl when I see you, always sayin' "who?"
I′m about to cough on the Japanese, I'm a crazy dude
I don′t wanna get out of bed 'cause I′m in a lazy mood
Hey dude, what'd you say dude? Who you pray to?
Not me? Imma spray you like bidet do
Copy? Well, ok dude, guess I raised you
Walking on your "flame tracks"? Bring the train through
Softy, break your kneecaps, you a lame dude
You're flame? Oh, you don′t say, Imma urn you
Wrong way, That′s the wrong lane that you turned to
Basic with your tune taste and your new shoes
Dreamt that I was flying and it turned true
I'm bout to kink shame a pedo
Walk into my school wearin′ nothing but a speedo
Little white dude from the 'burbs makin′ free throws
So damn sick the doc tried to give me chemo
Wait... lemme reload
Spittin' straight facts, bet you thought I was the keynote
Making fat stacks all in green like Celo
Hunter making bounty as a star like Greedoooo

I don′t need a coffee, been awake my whole life
Never slept once, never once closed my eyes
Hit 'em like Rocky: make 'em quake, sweat and cry
Hit ′em with the glocky: make ′em piss shit and die
Been breathing underwater since the day I turned 5
Crackers really think they better than me, yeah right
Leave them in the streets with only one eye just like Mike
Depth perception gone, so imma win every fight


He don't know (He don′t know)
What I got (What I got)
I got bops (how many?)
Like a lot (okay)
Everybody tryna pull up on me, take my spot
Imma cut your heart out of your chest like Pepper Potts
I murder this beat, the samples I chop
They say it's so heat, they say it′s so hot
If you got in beef and caused an onslaught
You'd talk in your sleep like "Out, damn′d spot"
You roaming these streets, pull out the white chalk
Ain't kill nobody, you just playin' hopscotch
Did I hurt your feelings? Write it in your moms blog
I′ve mastered my craft, that′s why I'm top Notch
What has gotten into me
It must be the caffeine I drink
I′m sipping Mountain D at least
A couple dozen times a week
You simping girls you never meet
You tell your dates you an emcee
UNemcee is what you be
For real you sound like Mr. Bean
I am just the human embodiment of a desert eagle
Little tiny guy still killing people, yes I'm very evil
Never saw it coming, didn′t think the little boy was lethal
Imma take your jewelry, make your ring go like I'm a Beetle
Yuh, Call the Po-po
You make good music? I see your nose grow
It′s almost like you're trained to be loco
Oh no, you just do xans and coco
Saw you in concert, still was a no show
Too busy smoking dope though, you don't know
I′m making anthems, drop to your Tibiofemorals
Bass face, married to lemon, Yoko

I don′t need a coffee, been awake my whole life
Never slept once, never once closed my eyes
Hit 'em like Rocky: make ′em quake, sweat and cry
Hit 'em with the glocky: make ′em piss shit and die
Been breathing underwater since the day I turned 5
Crackers really think they better than me, yeah right
Leave them in the streets with only one eye just like Mike
Depth perception gone, so imma win every fight