Geraldine & Ricky Songtext
von Paul Thorn

He lives in a box by the VCR
Every weekend she puts him in the car
Spreading good news, goin′ church to church
A ventriloquist duo doin'the Lord′s work

She pulls him out of a burlap sack
She puts her right hand behind his back
Throwing her voice while pulling on a chord
Telling clean jokes while teaching bout the Lord

Geraldine and Ricky
Went together like Bobby and Whitney
A one-man woman and a head made of hickory
Geraldine and Ricky

They made one appearance on The Bill Gator Show
They did a whole set and then he let em go
They're on the CD reunion number nine
They got them a lawyer but they never saw a dime


Geraldine and Ricky
Went together like Bobby and Whitney
A one-man woman and a head made of hickory
Geraldine and Ricky

Little Ricky sure was hard to console
When he found out he didn't have a soul
Geraldine married a rich dying man
She threw poor Ricky in the garbage can

Geraldine and Ricky
Went together like Bobby and Whitney
A one-man woman and a head made of hickory
Geraldine and Ricky

A nice old lady found Ricky in the trash
She gave him love and a place to crash
Geraldine′s karma came down like a rain
Her hair fell out and she went insane

Geraldine and Ricky
Went together like Bobby and Whitney
A one-man woman and a head made of hickory
Geraldine and Ricky
Geraldine and Ricky