I'm The Clown At Your Birthday Party Songtext
von Pat McCurdy

I′m the clown at your birthday party!
Rub my head and pinch my nose!
I'm the chap with a million laughs and the polyester clothes!
Oh, I′m the clown at your birthday party!
Look at my great big flappy feet!
I'll make you smile for a little while, then you'll get tired of me!
I′m here for your amusement, and for your refuse-ment!
I′m here to do some card tricks,
and then fall way short on the yard stick of your love!
I'm not the one that you′ve been dreaming of...
Oh, I'm the clown at your birthday party!
Stick that dollar in my underpants! I can sing most anything, and do my birthday dance!
Oh, I′m the clown at your birthday party!
I'm the waiter in your restaurant,
snap your fingers, I will bring you anything you want!
Oh, I′m the clown at your birthday party!
I'm the clerk in your convenience store!
There's no doubt, you′ll check me out, and then you′ll just get bored!
I'm here for commanding, and for your demanding!
I′m here to do your bidding so that you
can say that you were just kidding, too!
I'm obviously not the one for you!


Oh, I′m the clown at your birthday party!
Look at my great big flappy feet!
I'll make you smile, for a little while, then you′ll get tired of me!
I'll make you smile, for a little while, then you'll get tired of me!
I′ll make you smile, for a little while, then you′ll get tired of me!