The Wizard of Cupcake Mountain Songtext
von Parry Gripp

He′s the wizard
of Cupcake Mountain
at Castle Cling Clang
he does dwell
with his seagull
Mr. Cranford
they guard the sprinkles
from Cupcake Troll
soaring through the canyons on
his emerald rocket cycle
he comes across a gang of evil
Gargoogles marauding
he must take quick action to defend
the frosting river


and they battle on!
Hoboflash!
Lightning Strike!
Potion Cloth!
Troll Reset!
Swords and shoes!
Ash and clay!
Angry Roots!
Horse exchange!
if your ever on Cupcake Mountain
and hear the castle's tolling bells
say a prayer for
Mr. Cranford and the Wizard
who there does dwell