Army’s on Ecstasy Songtext
von Oysterhead

The army′s on ecstasy
So they say
I read all about it
In USA Today

They stepped up urine testing
To make it go away
'Cause it′s hard to kill the enemy
On ol' MDMA

Said the King of Contradiction
To the Queen of Mystery
The Prince of Paradox
He dogs me like a flea

So I'll set my troops upon him
And bring him to his knees
When all is said and done
I′ll pick a flight with the Chinese


The Queen she stared him long and hard
And then she softly said
I′ll rub you down with linseed oil
To ease your throbbing head

She slipped a note into an apricot
Then threw it to the whores
The jester read the words
Something wicked this way roars

The army's on ecstasy
So they say
I read all about it
In USA Today

They stepped up urine testing
To make it go away
′Cause it's hard to kill the enemy
On ol′ MDMA

The price they put upon the heads
Of folks with poignant views
Would be better spent on
The children without shoes


And when the King condoned
The actions of the liar
He forgot to weight the awesome power
Of the village crier

The army's on ecstasy
So they say
I read all about it
In USA Today

They stepped up urine testing
To make it go away
′Cause it's hard to kill the enemy
On ol' MDMA