You're a Vampire Songtext
von One-Eyed Doll

I′d kiss your teeth

I'd do your taxes
I′d be your girl
If you weren't a vampire
You look so sharp

In your cloak and slippers
I'd be your girl if you weren′t a vampire
I′d like to go on a picnic with you

But you'll explode in the sun
I′d introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
You always drink their blood
La La La
Let's go outside

And chase the squirrels
And drain their blood
Because you′re a vampire
I'd like to go on a picnic with you


But you′ll explode in the sun
I'd introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
You always drink their blood
But you're so sweet
When you′re on a feeding frenzy

You look so fine

When you murdered my whole family
I have a stake
But I swear I wouldn′t use it
It's decorative
Like the velvet painting of
Richard Dean Anderson
I′ll kiss your teeth

I'll do your taxes
I′ll be your girl
Because you're a vampire
I′d like to go on a picnic with you


But you'll explode in the sun
I'd introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
I′d like to go on a picnic with you
But you′ll explode in the sun
I'd introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
You always drink their blood
Because you′re a vampire