I Pooped My Pants Songtext
von Omega Sin

I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants

Have you ever been out, then you farted real loud
Had an accident and crapped your trousers?
This ain′t a fart, it smells like flowers
This the fart that slaps your ass like a baby powder
Have you hopped in a car and tried to show off your farts
But you pushed to harder, then you pull out a sharp?

Oh, man, I gotta change my drawers
My skid marks looking like some tiger paws
Ooh-whee, don't tell me, what′s that smell?
Got a turtle head poking like a lobster tail
Blowing up the toilet like a box of shells
If you fart too hard, check your underwear

I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants


Once upon a time, I was on the bus
Ate too many tacos, now I'ma 'bout to burst
Told the bus driver, "Better hurry up
Or I′ll have to take a poop in my fountain cup"
Ew, they say I′m so, so sick
Use a motherfucking life, you ain't pooped your shit
You didn′t do it on purpose, ain't no shit like that
I′m talkin' about the ones that rip a hole in your pants

Hope your cheeks stay together if you gots to go
′Cause pooping in your pants is not the way to go
If you got diarrhea, man, you better be careful
One false move and every one is in terror
They all pass out like a Oxycontin
'Cause I pooped in my pants and it smells so rotten
Hmm, ah, um ah, mm, mm

I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants

Let me tell you that story one time
Once upon a time, back in the day
I was in elementary school, sitting in class
And then I shit my fucking pants, alright?
So even when I went to gym, we was doing jumping jacks
And I, huh, saw the gym teacher holding her nose


So then when I got home
And it was time to peel my pants off, and I keep remindin' ′em
They bought me some wranglers, real tight-ass pants holder shit, it was tight
So by the time I got home, you know what I′m saying? And peeled my pants off
And I had a shit cast on, it was like a pants made of shit

I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants