Crime Cruise Songtext
von Ocean of Lotion

Cougar with a luger
A corpse on the couch
Hound on a footstool
He didn′t see a thing
Typical
Poker with a Pokémon
Evidence!
Saliva!
On the Commodore's boots

Portside′s to the left
And Starbucks to the right
And somebody's gonna die tonight, yeah!

Yeah, this is the mystery ship
And it's taking everybody down with it
Yeah, there′s no escaping it
It′s takin' everybody
Down, down, down, down, dooooown!


Dagger in the cabin
Dollars on the bill
15 000 lovers
And 15 000 pills
Scubba-dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba... Dive In!
A gunman′s on the loose
But who's who? Who? ... Who??

Portside′s to the left
And Starbucks to the right
And somebody's gonna die tonight!

Yeah, this is a mystery ship
And it′s taking everybody down with it
Yeah, there's no escaping it
It's taking everybody
Down, down, down, down, dooooown!
Yeah, this is a sinking ship
And it′s taking everybody down with it
You got the right to remain silent
The right to get wet
The right to get violent
The right to get dead, yeah


The diving bells are ringing tonight
Death walks these decks by candlelight
I can hear the tip-tap of the skipper′s peg leg
Gotta sea-sick tummy, but my brain ain't dead!
I run for the galley, trip on the cat
The Captain′s gaining, tipetty-tap
There's salt on the air and blood on the bill
The captain needs to kill
So I climb in a dingy and i paddle for land
I row past Fiji, China, Japan
The skipper′s on my tail and he's closing fast
Row to foggy London, home at last
Lock up the doors and climb the stairs
Look out the window, no one′s there
Run a warm bath and dive right in
And there, through the bubbles, is the captain

Yeah, this is a sinking ship
And it's taking everybody down with it
You have the right to remain silent
The right to get wet
The right to get violent
The right to be dead, yeah