Inyourendo Songtext
von Nuclear Bubble Wrap

You need good oral skills for innuendoes to succeed
If it′s firm and rounded, it'll come quickly indeed
If you stay abreast, oh, you will have such fun
It comes together well like a weenie to the bun
Before you know it, they will start spewing from your mouth
And from that point on, the conversation will go south
So experiment a bit and then you will be on a roll
You′ve gotta cover all the bases and fill up all the holes

Innuendo, innuendo
Don't be a stiff and you'll comprehendo
Innuendo, innuendo
You will grasp it in the endo


Innuendo′s best when no one knows it′s gonna come
When it penetrates the ears, it might be shocking to some
Think about it long and hard so it's easier to swallow
Avoid limp phrases so that anyone can follow
By now I hope that you have fully mounted the idea
And rest assured, your skills are gonna grow over the years
Try not to use it too much, don′t overdo the joke
They're not as funny when they′re getting
Shoved right down your throat

Innuendo, innuendo
Don't be a stiff and you′ll comprehendo
Innuendo, innuendo
You will grasp it in the endo

(That joke sucks, that joke blows)
Experiment a bit until you find the right joke
(That joke sucks, that joke blows)
There are many mass debates on a good innuendo

Innuendo, innuendo
Don't be a stiff and you'll comprehendo
Innuendo, innuendo
You will grasp it in the endo
(Innuendo′s best if you don′t overdo the joke)
Don't be a stiff and you′ll comprehendo
(It's not as funny if it′s getting shoved right down your throat)
You will grasp it in the endo