The Biblical Retelling Of Vesa The Finnish Chuck Norris Songtext
von No Quarter

Have you ever seen a man who can ski up hill?
Have you ever seen a man who shits dollar bills?
Have you ever seen a man that ice can′t chill?
Have you ever seen a man that drugs can't kill?
He can stare at the sun and not lose sight
The only human who can travel through space and time
Walking through walls is a bit far fetched
But he′s never known a door to not exist

I know you think we're spinning shit
Until you're on a Mint Tours trip
He plays the part of a tour guide fully incognito
A thousand words with just one look
(With just one look)
His words are meant for angels ears
He′s the Finnish Chuck Norris

He′s the Finnish Chuck Norris


Have you ever met a man who sweats Viagra?
Have you ever met a man who swam the Niagra?
Have you ever met a man who can hear sign language?
Have you ever met the man who invented ham sandwich?
He can wrestle a bear and not lose skin
The only man that girls swallow and never spit
He parked his jet onside a fucking hill
But all the locals are too scared to say jack shit

I know you think we're spinning shit
Until you′re on a Mint Tours trip
He plays the part of a tour guide fully incognito
A thousand words with just one look
(With just one look)
His words are meant for angels ears
He's the Finnish Chuck Norris

He′s the Finnish Chuck Norris

He can fly never die
Minimum 9 women at one time
Deaths near miss
A Vesperience
He's the motherfuckin finnish Chuck Norris

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