JCB Song Songtext
von Nizlopi

Well, I′m rumblin' in this JCB
I′m 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singin, "don′t forget your shovel if you want to go to work!"

My dad′s probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin′ and jokin' away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are gettin′ all impatient and angry, but we don't mind

An′ we're holdin' up the bypass
Woah
Me and my dad havin′ a top laugh
Oh-woah

I′m sittin' on the toolbox
Woah
And I′m so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I′m not in school
Oh no


And we pull over to let cars past
And pull off again, speedin' by the summer green grass
And we′re like giants up here in our big yellow digga
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigga

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's B.A. Bahraccus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee′s nunchuckas

An′ we're holdin′ up the bypass
Woah
Me and my dad havin' a top laugh
Oh-woah

I′m sittin' on the toolbox
Oh
And I′m so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

An′ we′re holdin' up the bypass
Woah
Me and my dad havin′ a top laugh
Oh-woah


I'm sittin′ on the toolbox
Oh
And I'm so glad I′m not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Said I'm Luke, I′m five, and my dad′s Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I′m five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I′m Luke, I'm five, and my dad′s Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad′s Bruce Lee
Drives me round

An′ we're holdin′ up the bypass
Woah
Me and my dad havin' a top laugh
Oh-woah

And I′m sittin' on the toolbox
Oh-oh
And I′m so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

I said

I′m Luke, I′m five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I′m Luke, I'm five, and my dad′s Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his
Aw, I'm Luke, I′m five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I′m five, and my dad′s Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB