The Decision, Part 2: Ten Years Later Songtext
von Ninja Sex Party

You′re probably thinking to yourself
It's been ten years, so where and how is Ninja Sex Party now
Well, we′re still freakin' awesome and we're back at your house
Once we came to see who you wanted to sleep with, Brian or me
Now′s your second chance, congrats in advance
We′re all grown up and ready for romance

Now maybe we can help you out
'Cause Brian and I are still single somehow
We′ve been on tour, now we're so fucking mature (Brian)
The sexual arousing you richly deserve is what we can bring
But before we begin, let me tell you where we′ve been

We've had so many adventures
I′ve made meaningful love to furniture
We've been on road trips round the world
I had almost-sex with like a hundred girls

FYI, I learned why I cry
There were unicorn, wizards and samurai
Dick, dick, balls heed my boners' calls
Some were from the heart, some had no reason at all


Now here we are at your door
After laser filled fights with dinosaurs
Got my dragon lance, but I still just want to dance
Went to 69, 69
Learned that I was cool as fuck, just on the inside
In our party of three, we′re the nut lords of your dreams

Wow, in the ten years since we last, saw each other, we′ve grown so much
As people, as musicians, and also as people
Oh, and since you're probably wondering
Here′s a short list I compiled of everybody
In the world who does not have a crippling STD
Number one, Ninja Brian, oh, sorry, wrong list

Brian's got an STD
Brian′s got an STD
An STD, Brian's got an STD
An STD and I don′t get it
He probably shouldn't (Brian's got an STD)
He′s never even had real sex with a woman
(An STD) and when we kiss, (Brian′s got an STD) Brian will be pissed
He'll have to die alone with his micro-penis
My apologies