Fitness Songtext
von NickTheDick & ManagerKaren

Rolling in the gym on my big pilates balls
Watching all these straight men fighting with a bag having a brawl
Me and karen gym membership worth more than your plastic surgery bill
we need a big withdrawal
Years and years of fitness
Here comes queen fitness,

Hey y′all it's manager karen
Time to put on a show
Everytime me and nick perform it′s like a strip show
Hello vegas
Me and nick split sexy tied with a big bow
Send shivers down your spine
When your ball burst next to mine,


Fitness fitness
We don't have floppy tummy's
We don′t flop like witness
Me and karen always squatting to keep our big bummys
Fitness fitness
With vb only finesse
Y′all look at my body progress (you witnessed)
Me and karen workout naked so you won't see our dresses,

Me and karen finessed our fitness routine
Skinnier than a banana peel
You can slip in us anytime our body needs no reveal
Me and karen run on treadmills so fast we could turn trains wheels
Waistline bass-lines
Your and your PT go till your body whine
While me and karen go on them bikes, giving side to side
Me and karen just have a 2 litre bottle of wine,

Me and nick are smart sexy and skinny
We both are mickeys minnies
You looking for your man sorry, we′re in himmy
Me and nick workout then drink our vodka ginnys
Y'all so floppy deserve in the binny,

We ate and worked
Worked on dick and fit
Make sure that duck fits
It does and it′s in my dark pits
Your drilling in us as much as we permit
Before we hit and dip,


Queen fitness reprise,

Doing my yoga to always make ya say oh ya
Screaming in more ways than i can say oh ya
Oh ya when i see right through ya
Your kettlebells go right up me oh ya
I'll be the next cupcake hump me fuck me oh ya,

Fitness fitness
We don′t have floppy tummy's
We don't flop like witness
Me and karen always squatting to keep our big bummys
Fitness fitness
With vb only finesse
Y′all look at my body progress (you witnessed)
Me and karen workout naked so you won′t see our dresses,