Gay? Songtext
von Nick Swardson

Dont fucking shoot me from that balcony
Abe Lincoln ′d see right through
Too soon?
Sorry
Im single which is great, I like being single
Yaouu
Girls like tall guys which is frustrating
Yea you never hear a girl like:
I met this guy he's so hot, he′s SO SHORT
You can barely see him
He sleeps in my purse
I pour shots in my purse
Everyone Thinks im gay which is understandable
Yea of course!


I played a gay rollerscating prostitute on TV
Ha
But other reason people think im gay is cus on my myspace profile
Under sexual orientation
I put not sure
Yea, Yea
Not cause im not sure
I just love that was an option
For sexual orientation
Thats an option: Not sure
Straight, gay, bisexual, no fucking idea dude
No idea
Like who is that for? You have no idea
Like not even close