Give Me a Show on Nick Jr Songtext
von Nick Lutsko

I′ve got brains and a good sense of humor
I'm not strange, I′m not a loser
Grandma left 'cause of my songs on the computer
I need a show on Nick Jr.
I've got brains and a good sense of humor
I′ve got strengths, I′m not a loser
I had a lizard, but I lost it in the sewer
Give me a show on Nick Jr.

My name is also Nick
And children love my songs
Grandma's got puppets in her basement
And I play with them all night long
And I can hold my breath
And sing at the same time
And I know all my letters
And I can count real high
(One, two, three!)


I′ve got brains and a good sense of humor
I'm not strange, I′m not a loser
I had a lizard, but I lost it in the sewer
I need a show on Nick Jr.
I've got brains and a good sense of humor
I′ve got strengths, I'm not a loser
I don't hate caterpillars, that was just a rumor
Give me a show on Nick Jr.

I can sing so hard and I can dance so fast
Pay me minimum wage, I′ll kick your competitors′ ratings' ass
I can sing so hard and I can dance so fast
Pay me minimum wage, I′ll kick your competitors' ratings′ ass

I've got brains and a good sense of humor
Give me a show on Nick Jr.
I′ve got brains and a good sense of humor
I wanna change my name to Nick Bon Jr.
I've got brains and a good sense of humor
Give me a show on Nick Jr.
I've got brains and a good sense of humor
I wanna change my name to Nick Bon Jr.