Geranium Thief Songtext
von Nick Lutsko

My name is Jim
I′ve got letters to send
But besides that
My calendar's free
I might pretend
My dog′s pregnant again
But besides that
My calendar's clean

Well I used to be a geranium thief
The devil, he'd call me by name

Well I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline
And I don′t want it
I can see the flames inside my TV screen
And I don′t want it
I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline
And I don't want it
I can see the flames inside my TV screen
And I don′t want it


My name is Jim
I've got all kinds of kin
But I′m starting to think
They forgot about me
And now I can't remember
July through September
But something tells me
That it wasn′t so pretty

Well I used to be the commander and chief
The master of my own domain

Well I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline
And I don't want it
I can see the flames inside my TV screen
And I don't want it
I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline
And I don′t want it
I can see the flames inside my TV screen
And I don′t want it

My name is Jim
My bed's covered with sin
But I can′t help myself
When I sleep
I might pretend
My dog's covered with skin
But besides that
My calendar′s clean


Well I used to drink from uranium creek
Since then I ain't been the same

Well I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline
And I don′t want it
I can see the flames inside my TV screen
And I don't want it
I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline
And I don't want it
I can see the flames inside my TV screen
And I don′t want it