Born Weird Songtext
von Nerf Herder

Back in school
I didn′t fit in
My glasses were thick,
And my mustache was thin
I was strong in the B.O.
And weak in the chin
Oh, it seemed like I never could win

I'd fall for a girl, but I never could date her
I′d call her on the phone
And breathe like Darth Vader
I only knew the touch of a pocket calculator
Again and again and again


I was born weird
I was born weird
Always a nerd
Genetically predisposed
I was born weird
I was born weird
Raised on the sounds
Of the Dr. Demento show
He kept on playing Weird Al on the radio

Alright, who took my inhaler?

I saw a girl and I fell in love
That's when I joined the math club
But my calculus wasn't strong enough
Her name was Vivian

I ate my lunch in the computer lab
Even the teachers thought it was sad
Just me and my bologna
Again and again
And again and again and again

I was born weird
I was born weird
Always a nerd
Genetically predisposed
I was born weird
I was born weird
Raised on the sounds
Of the Dr. Demento show
He kept on playing Weird Al on the radio


Oh!

Now I′m grown
I play in a band
And I still sing about Vivian
Again and again and
Again and again and
Again and again and again

I was born weird (born)
I was born weird
I was born weird (born)
I was born weird

That was Nerf Herder, with "Born Weird".
Kind of an anthem for Demintites, featuring
"Weird Al" Yankovic himself on accordion.
Always remember to stay Deeeeeeeemented!