Lapdance Songtext
von N*E*R*D

Dirty dog, I′m a dirty dog
I'm a dirty dog, I′m a dirty dog
Dirty dog, I'm a dirty dog
Dirty dog

I'm an outlaw (I′m an outlaw)
Quick on the draw (quick on the draw)
Somethin′ you've never seen before (you′ve never seen)
And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
I got something chrome (I got something chrome)
And I got it from home (and I got it from home)
And it ain't a microphone (ain′t a microphone)
And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face

It's so real how I feel
′Cause this society, that makes a nigga wanna kill
I'm just straight ill, ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
While politicians is soundin′ like strippers to me
They sayin′, but I don't wanna hear it


Ooh, baby, you want me?
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free

It′s a raw night (it's a raw night)
Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?)
Well, come on, alright (Well, come on)
And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
Baseball bats (baseball bats)
I got something for that (I got something)
It goes bla-ka-ka-kat (you know what that is)
So I dare a motherfucker to come in my face

It′s so real how I feel
'Cause this society, that makes a nigga wanna kill
I′m just straight ill, ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
While the government is soundin' like strippers to me
They keep sayin′, but I don′t wanna hear it


Ooh, baby, you want me?
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free (Lee Harvey)

When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley
Blue denim, spiked wrists and 'Crombie
Slap-screws and tattoos, that′s all me
Two blondes, both arms, feelin' like Fonzie
You can find me drunk, whippin′ it might crash
Or find me chillin' with crackers who like thrash
Find me in court, smokin′ that nice grass
Burnin' the flag, all in the name of white trash

It's Harvey baby, Christ on the arm, I′m gnarly, baby
Fuck with me? Not hardly, baby
And you know the flow ungodly, baby
So let′s party, baby
Chicks nickname me Pilot, they get high off my dick
I take 'em to my home, they call it the cockpit
Time for take off, the panties they drop quick
Now that′s first class fuckin', ain′t that some fly shit?

Ooh, baby, you want me?
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free

Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
They keep sayin', but I don′t wanna hear it