Lapdance Songtext
von N*E*R*D featuring Lee Harvey and Vita

Dirty Dog, I′m, I'm a dirty dog
I′m a dirty dog, I'm, I'm a dirty dog
Dirty Dog, I′m a dirty dog
Dirty Dog

I′m an outlaw
(I'm an outlaw)
Quick on the draw
(Quick on the draw)

Somethin′ you've never seen before
(Never seen)
And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face

I got somethin′ chrome
(I got somethin' chrome)
And I got it from home
(I got it from home)
And it ain′t a microphone
(It ain't a mic)


And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
It's so real, how I feel
′Cause this society, that makes a nigga wanna kill!
I′m just straight ill, ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
While politicians is soundin′ like strippers to me
They sayin', but I don′t wanna hear it

Ooh baby you want me? Ooh baby you want me?
Ooh baby you want me? Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Ooh baby you want me? Well, you can get this lap dance here for free

It's a raw night
(It′s a raw night)
Who wants to bar fight?
(Who wants to bar fight?)

Well, come on alright
(Y'all come on)
And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face

Baseball bats
(Baseball bats)
I got somethin' for that
(I got somethin′ for that)
It goes bla ka ka kat
(You know what that is)


So I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
It′s so real, how I feel
'Cause this society, that makes a nigga wanna kill!
I′m just straight ill, ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
While the government is soundin′ like strippers to me
They keep sayin', but I don′t wanna hear it

Ooh baby you want me? Ooh baby you want me?
Ooh baby you want me? Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Ooh baby you want me? Well, you can get this lap dance here for free

When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley
Blue denim, spiked wrists and gone be
Slap-screws and tattoos that's all me
Two blondes, both arms feelin' like Fonzie

You can find me drunk, whippin′ it might crash
Or find me chillin′ with crackers who like thrash
Find me in court, smokin' that nice grass
Burnin′ the flag, all in the name of white trash

It's Harvey baby, Christ on the arm I′m gnarly baby
Fuck with me? Not hardly baby
And you know the flow ungodly baby
So let's party baby

Chicks nickname me Powder, they get high off my dick
I take ′em to my home, they call it the cockpit
Time for take off, they panties they drop quick
Now that's first class fuckin', ain′t that some fly shit?

Ooh baby you want me? Ooh baby you want me?
Ooh baby you want me? Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Ooh baby you want me? Well, you can get this lap dance here for free