Inconvenience Store Songtext
von Nekonomicon

Inconvenience Store 24/7
For me, it′s living hell, but for you, it's heaven
Barge in without warning only to complain
And never find what you need for your dead-end campaign

My inconvenience has no price
But if I left you′d surely die alone
Repeated patterns on the wall
With names, I'm screaming on my own

If you dropped me on the floor
Then mark my price and take me home
Standing for eternity
An NPC only for you

While you're browsing between A to C
I sit here apathetically
I′m a hero with no story
All guts, no glory
Just a hollow corpse for the overlord corp


Stocking all my shelves, you can kindly fuck yourself
Customer is always right, but they never wins a fight against me
You break it, you buy it, no service for you, scum
There will be no bail when dignity is up for sale
(Cleanup on aisle 321)

My inconvenience has no price
But if I left you′d surely die alone
Repeated patterns on the wall
With names, I'm screaming on my own

If you dropped me on the floor
Then mark my price and take me home
Standing for eternity
An NPC only for you

Potion seller, sorry for the commotion
But I need your strongest potion
I′m going into battle and I know that I can handle
All of your strongest potions
"No"
"Uh, why not?"

My inconvenience has no price
But if I left you'd surely die alone
Repeated patterns on the wall
With names, I′m screaming on my own


If you dropped me on the floor
Then mark my price and take me home
Standing for eternity
An NPC not for you

"Get your shit and get out!"