Theme Song Version 3 Songtext
von Mystery Science Theater 3000

In the not-too distant future
Way down in Deep 13
The evil Dr. Forrester
Were hatching a nasty scheme
He hired a temp by the name of Mike
Just a regular Joe he didn′t like
His experiment needed a good test case
So he conked him on the noggin and he shot him into space
(Get me down!)


"I'll send him cheesy movies"
"The worst I can find" (la la la)
"He′ll have to sit and watch them all"
"And I'll monitor his mind"
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end (la la la)
He′ll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends

Robot roll call
Cambot! (show yourself!)
Gypsy! (I′m not ready!)
Tom Servo! (hello there!)
Crow! (that's one "o!")

If you′re wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (la la la)
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show"
"I should really just relax"
Did I tell you my mother′s here?
For Mystery Science Theater Three Thousand