Average Guy Songtext
von Mustard Plug

Mustard Plug
Big Daddy Multitude
Average Guy (7-11 Man)
I work at the 7-11, that′s how I get all my pay. Sometimes I work all
the night, sometimes I work all the day. I sell junk to all of my
friends, I sell almost everything. Pizza pies and chicken pies, even
eraseable pens.

I'm just an average guy, every day I risk my life. Please don′t kill
me tonight, there's only a twenty in the register, alright?


Strange things happen to me every day, my boss says you just learn to
say: all I do is wait and wait and pray: "will I make it through
another hectic day?" Every hour I supersceme my life, my parents
wondering if I was raised up right. I got three cameras to film the
bloody sight of people who may just murder me tonight.

I'm just an average guy, every day I risk my life. Please don′t kill
me tonight, there′s only a twenty in the register, alright?

My work also has it's benefits, I get to watch people fit all that
they can fit into their coats and pockets with hand because noone is
afraid of the 7-11 man. Cokes, jelly beans, and bagels so right,
eating packs of chewing gum all threw the night. Six more hours the
sun will rise and I′m just a working man who's trying to survive.

I′m just an average guy, every day I risk my life. Please don't kill
me tonight, there′s only a twenty in the register, alright?