I Hate Your Boyfriend Songtext
von Murs

And this one goes out to all the ladies
Yes, you
The ones at the Promenade out at the mall
Holding your motherfuckin′ punk ass boyfriend's hand!
The fuck you comin′ dressed like that with yo' muthafuckin' man and
You don′t expect nobody to look


Damn, did you see her?
Sweet Jesus!
I wish my boys were here to see this
In their wildest dreams they couldn′t possibly concieve this
A vision of perfection
A godess, a Venus
I mean, this girl has so much charm
Wait a fuckin' minute
What′s that on her arm?
(Godamn!)
Can Someone tell me that really ain't a man
I don′t mean to be rude but there is no way in hell that that really is your dude
Sorry to be a asshole but let me play my part
But let me take you and him to a sudden change of heart
You might say: "Whatever"
But I know you feel better when you leave the show with me
And its nice to stay together
We don't even have to go to national TV
We could cut to the chase and right now you leave with me
So whaddya′ say?
Look, I know I'm not the shit the hottest joint in the ashtray
The way your sad shape makes me leave you in a bad way
I'm lookin′ like you future and your man has passed a day
So why don′t you give him a pink slip
Thank him for his time
Give him a hug
And let him know this is his last day

'Cause I hate your boyfriend
Because he can′t possibly be fuckin' you right
You know that I hate yo′ boyfriend
Because I know you are tired of going to him every night
Because I hate your boyfriend
'Cause he′s always by your side steady fuckin' up my plans
You know I hate your boyfriend
'Cause of him you′ll never have the chance to get a real man

Hey Murs, that′s my lady


Man, I didn't even know
But why′d you bring her half naked to my hip-hop show
Standin' in the front row just starin′ at a nigga
Damn near forgot my verse just starin' at her figure
Seein′ her buy a CD thought she'd get a cheaper price (hah!)
Tits and ass ain't a cupon although it is nice
To view and pursuit, look, don′t be mad at me
This is simply what I do
And while you
In the corner talking hip-hop in the sidewalk with your boys
She was standing by the exit lookin′ bored
So I had to bring the noise
Asked her how she like the show and what she does for a living
We talked for a while
And take an MC to feel the ryhthm she was given
I gave my room number wondered if she'd come through
She said she′d drop off her friend and be there around 2
But then you came with the cuffs and rush her off the floor
Caught the first line of my rhyme before you hit the door
Hey Murs, that's my lady
If you have to say that than the woman isn′t yours
And if you gotta say that then the bitch ain't yours

You know that I hate your boyfriend
′Cause he's a no game havin' cock blockin′ ass bitch
You know that I hate your boyfriend
′Cause he would hate me if our positions were to switch
I hate your boyfriend
'Cause he′s always by yourside steady fuckin' up my plans
Because I hate your boyfriend
Because of his punk ass you′ll never have a real man

Now this verse is dedicated to your friends girl
You know that 5 and a half he thinks is a ten girl
Always sayin' you would trade her for nothing in the world
But she ain′t worth shit
Everytime you thought a ryhme the bitch is all on your dick
She's jes' playin′ with his mind
Givin′ you that look with pussy hugs all the time
Now let me take some time to explain with the term
Pussy hug means when a girl leans in
Arches her back and her pussy is the first thing to make contact
Then she slowly presses her tits against your chest
Then she finally wraps her arm around your neck
A blatant sign of disrespect
It's not hard to detect
It′s something that your boy always neglects to check
And everyone saw what was comin' up next
That was him walking into you comin′ on his neck
Now yo' boy′s life is a wreck
He's makin' suicide threats
I can′t live without her
But when you know when you open up your eyes that′s what you get

I hate your boyfriend
'Cause he has no clue to what the fuck is going on
You know I hate your boyfriend
′Cause if it wasn't for him I wouldn′t have to make this song
Because I hate your boyfriend
'Cause he′s always by your side steady fuckin' up my plans
That's why I hate your boyfriend
Because of his punk ass you′ll never have a real man
You know I hate your boyfriend
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