Beer Goggles Songtext
von Muph & Plutonic

What? Aiyyo "it′s Saturday night" and the show flowed smoothly
Cause the attention from her eyes, they both arrived mutually
Led by the lines of blurred out groupies
Tryna get past me in their tight khaki loose leaf
Paper-thin skirts to flirt with the moody overseas act
Her lips pierced my nerves like the swoop of an axe
I was halfway swingin, had me re-arranging my sack
Cringin with the way I would act
A hack, just tryna kick back, you know - relax
After our pupils had made contact
Beautiful long plats, truthful I'm on that
The crucial long chats came much later
With Dutch courage in my favour
I made the move towards my newfound neighbour
Sloppy and drunk, I played the respirator
And let her get the flavour, from this little innovator
We exchanged the words however, I was disturbed
I wanted to become a student
Within the union of her learning curves
This bird had large feathers, a magnificent span


I was under the weather, yet tried the best to be the man
"Can you buy me a drink?" Sweaty palms tryna get it together
But damn I was in a jam, pure aid plan but Dan could stand
So he lands a kiss "mwa", slips and I bit her lip
A little bit awkward, paused with a moment of silence
She turns and starts walking, it was perfect timing
Lining up for another drink by the bar
By the stars, by the sight of that stink
I′m not gonna take any more time to think
I blink and she's gone, but she'll be back in the second verse of this song
Blink, gone, second verse of this song, come on
{*Scratches/Samples*}
Saturday night and we like to party" [-- Slick Rick
"Drunk ass punk" [-- GZA
"You must′ve had too many beers"
"Now I′m looking at her sceptically" [-- Mos Def
"Come back when you're sober" [-- GZA
And now fifteen minutes later she came back
Approached me slowly, saw my frame intact
She said "Are you the same guy that raps and sprays graff?"
I said "I rap, but I′m not a writer"
Then she borrows my lighter, I invite her take a seat
Hoping she's down to taste the beef
Take her to the bakery, she making me very hesitant
I think she likes me but I want to see the evidence
Where you been, what you do and what are your aims?
Then my mates came within the frame of the scene
Smacked me on the back, they could see I was keen
Whispered in my ear "She′s fuckin whack, you know where she's been?
With about ten guys already tonight
Plus those beer goggles are really fuckin with your sights"
I was seeing supermodel but she wasn′t that tight
It was time to wobble off but remain polite
I said "I might just leave"
She breathed then pulled on my sleeve
I told her "This is not what I need"
And proceeded to the bar, further drinking away the stains
Haha, she was far from a scar
Wasn't looking too hard carried by the rain
Further down the path and track
When I met a girl whose world caught a permanent impact
That exact moment, this omen became the saviour
Of this overly open crusader
But that came later and on this night
I was in delight of the toxic moshpit flavour
Time to play the hater and escape the goggles
Mind all twisted, she was fuckin horrible
Now I'mma drink like a tank, thank god I feel unstoppable
I got a taxi waiting, do you wanna...?
{*Scratches/Samples*}
"Saturday night and we like to party" [-- Slick Rick
"Drunk ass punk" [-- GZA
"You must′ve had too many beers"
"Now I′m looking at her sceptically" [-- Mos Def
"Come back when you're sober" [-- GZA