Brown Republican Songtext
von Mr. Criminal

What If I Was A Brown Republican?
Your Very First Latin President
If I Was California′s Governer
For All My People
Would I Represent?
What If I Went To State Congress?
Representing For Your Residents
What If I Was A Brown Democrat
For All My People
Would I Represent?
Well, First Off, Ill Bring Us All Rifles Back
No More Regulations
Let The Fully-Automatics Clap
Second Rule
Ill Overthrow All The Government
All These Fake Ass Laws
Tell Them That
We're Done With It
Fuck The Crooked Politicians
And The Politicin′


Sending Them To War
Making Go And Fight The Oposition
Sending The Minorities
To Go Die From The War
Fuck The Rules Of Regulation
Time To Tell Them No More
Ill Make A Law
To Make The Three Stripes Go Away
At Least Thirteen Dollars
That Would Be Minimum Wage
Then I Set Free
All The Homies Locked Up From State
Its An Automatic Death To Any Sicko That Race
New Laws
I Know All My Gente Will Embrace
Most Latinos Are A Proud Race
That You Cant Change
If I Was President
Shit
You Know Ill Straight Clown
Ill Turn The Laws Around
And Paint The White House Brown
What If I Was A Brown Republican?
Your Very First Latin President
If I Was California's Governer
For All My People
Would I Represent?
What If I Went To State Congress?
Representing For Your Residents
What If I Was A Brown Democrat
For All My People
Would I Represent?
Ill Make A Law
To Let Immigrants Come And Go Free
And It Wont Be Illigel To Grow And Smoke Your Own Weed
No More Taxes
Making You Spend Your Own Cheese
No More Punk-Ass Airport Security
No More Having To Worry To See And Peek Who's Behind Me
Fuck 55
The New Speed Limits 90
No More Asians, Browns, And Blacks As The Minorities
Turn That Shit Around
Time To Have All The Siority
When It Comes To Jobs
Time To Take All The Priorities
Anybody Not Liking That
They Can Go To War With Me
And Fuck Em
And In My Presidential Speech
Ill Broadcast From The West
But Still Show Love To The East And The Southside
Every Channel Will Be Broadcasted Live
Let These Muthafuckers Know
Latinos Doing It Worldwide
If I Was The First Brown President
A Democrat
They Will Be Scared As Fuck
They Wish They Can Have It Back
What If I Was A Brown Republican?
Your Very First Latin President
If I Was California′s Governer
For All My People
Would I Represent?
What If I Went To State Congress?
Representing For Your Residents
What If I Was A Brown Democrat
For All My People
Would I Represent?
Ill Be Like Bill Clinton
Exept Ill Admit That I Smoke Once
And Tell The Truth
What I Have Inhaled In Every Single Toke
And As My Choice
There Would Be A Latin Pope
All These Laws Would Be Made
No One Would Even Have To Vote
Give The Smoke Off The Inmates
No More Bartowers
No More Government
Ran By The White Power
I Swear This Shit Gotta Stop
Automatic Death Sentence
To Any Trigger Happy Cop
And All The Blocks
They Would Be Cleaned Up
Education To Them Children
That Need Some
Instead Of Wars
Ill Remales And Revese Em
Million Dollar Missles
No Longer Will We Need Em
Take Care Of The Homeless
Create More Jobs
Fix The Economy So People
Wouldn′t Have To Rob
Really, The Problem Ain't That Hard To Solve
Get Your Hands Dirty
And Get Your Ass Up Off
What If I Was A Brown Republican?
Your Very First Latin President
If I Was California′s Governer
For All My People
Would I Represent?
What If I Went To State Congress?
Representing For Your Residents
What If I Was A Brown Democrat
For All My People
Would I Represent?