Half Ass Monkey Boy Songtext
von Mother Love Bone

Said, "That′s right"
How do you do, baby? Yeah

Half assed monkeyboy
I'm just a half assed monkeyboy

You scratching and dreaming till night turns into day
It′s a surefire method to waste your life away
But me, I'm obliged to give you my disease
I'm abracadabra I do what I please, that′s right

Stone cold mama, she′s a bird from a feather

I tell you once or twice
I've focused all my energy, understanding you
Such a pretty little prancer in your burgundy blue
Witch hazel eyeballs taking care of love
Remember the key, mama, understand my words

Stone cold mama, she′s a bird from a feather
Stone cold mama, yeah, that's right


Half assed monkeyboy, that′s right
Half assed monkeyboy, that's right
Half assed monkeyboy
I′m just a, I'm just a, I'm just a
Half assed monkey child, break

If you want a plate of my beef swellington, baby
You′re gonna have to pay the cover charge
Open wide let me suck the

You suck
Stone cold mama, she′s a bird from a

Half assed monkeyboy
Half assed monkeyboy
Half assed monkeyboy
I'm just a half assed monkeyboy
I′m just a half assed monkey child, hell

She walked, she slide
She said, "Two dimes for six"
She got AIDS for 25 years
She can buy me wine and good time
And a woman by my side

I don't know what I′d do

(Stone cold mama)


Half assed monkey
Half assed monkey
Half assed monkey child, yeah

Half assed monkeyboy
Half assed monkeyboy
Half assed monkeyboy
Half assed monkeyboy
(Do it what we do)