Cooler Than Santa Claus Songtext
von Morris Day

Yess
Them jingle bell tassels was a good idea, baby
Is that santa claus, is that santa?
What are you doin′ awake? where's santa?
He ain′t here (aaah)
What you wanna see santa for anyway?
Santa's cool, santa's cool? yeah
I′ll show ya what′s cool
Fellas

Now santa claus (santa claus)
He rides a sleigh with a reindeer
And I've got a maybach (I′ve got a maybach) (at least that's one of ′em)
Now santa slaus (santa claus)
Don't make no payments on your gaming gear
And I know that′s a fact (I know that's a fact)


And Santa claus (santa slaus)
He wears that big red suit and big old boots
Don't compare to Italian suits
And santa claus (santa claus)
He didn′t get these damn expensive shoes
That you wore to school, my cool

Cooler than santa claus
Santa claus ain′t cool as me
I'm coolеr than santa claus
I can hear the elvеs singin′
(C.o.o.l)
Santa ain't as cool as me
(C.o.o.l)
Wait a minute (oh)

Now santa claus (santa claus)
Why you sneakin′ down the chimney
Standin' knockin′ on the front door
And santa claus (santa claus)
He don't have the decency

To let you know he's not cool from the core
Now santa claus (santa claus)
Don′t remember him takin′ you out on water skis
And santa claus (santa claus)
He weren't the one that got you everything you want
When you was beggin′ beggin', please


I′m cool, cooler than santa claus
Santa claus ain't cool as me
I′m cooler than santa claus
I can hear the elves singin'
(C.o.o.l)
Santa Claus ain't cool as me
(C.o.o.l)
Yess

Now, I′m not tryna take anything from santa (santa claus)
He′s clearly a nice fella, giving gifts and whatnot (santa claus)
But I outcool santa by at least three cool points (santa claus)
And one day you will see (santa claus)
Santa ain't as cool as me (santa claus)

I′m cool, cooler than santa claus
Santa claus ain't cool as me
I′m cooler than santa claus (I tell ya)
I'm cool, cooler than santa claus (yeah)
I′m cool (santa ain't cool as me)
Cooler than santa claus (santa ain't as cool as me)

I′m cool (santa ain′t cool as me)
Cooler than santa claus (santa ain't as cool as me)
I′m cool (santa ain't cool as me)
Cooler than santa claus (santa ain′t as cool as me)
I'm cool (santa ain′t cool as me)
Cooler than santa claus

Wait, don't jump on my couch
Y'all know how much that cost
That′s Italian leather (ha-ha-ha hol′ on)
Hold on y'all
Y′all just tryna divert the whole meaning of the (ha-ha-ha nothin')
Y′all take y'all butts to bed (sleigh bells jingling)
Now, where were we?